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Timothy Watson  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:27:21pm
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Frankie Five Angels  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:29:49pm
New From Keith Olbermann: Can Donald Trump Possibly Believe What He’s Saying?

Yes.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:30:53pm

That awful whining voice for the next four years. Shoot me now.

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gocart mozart  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:32:30pm

Perfect (read whole thread)

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Joe Bacon  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:33:04pm

re: #3 The Vicious Babushka

That awful whining voice for the next four years. Shoot me now.

What scares me to death is that he will get re-elected for another term.

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Interesting Times  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:36:09pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:37:53pm

re: #5 Joe Bacon

What scares me to death is that he will get re-elected for another term.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:40:55pm

re: #1 Timothy Watson

There are so many human tragedies happening now that it’s easy to lose track and become numb. It’s good to be reminded of my humanity and know that an individual death still has the capability to hit where it hurts.

I hope for peace for his wife and for the children he worked with. And peace for the region, but I know that’s much farther off.

I hope he had the chance to know joy and love.

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TedStriker  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:42:49pm

re: #6 Interesting Times

That picture of Trump and Romney having dinner, Romney did not look happy at all; it wouldn’t surprise me if, were there any video of that moment, he was blinking out “HELP ME” in Morse code.

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gocart mozart  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:48:15pm
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Belafon  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:54:36pm
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Belafon  Nov 30, 2016 • 5:56:31pm

At some point, I think we’ll have to deploy this:

I robot part 6 full movie.I told you so doesnt quite say it.flv

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:00:06pm

re: #5 Joe Bacon

What scares me to death is that he will get re-elected for another term.

He may not even survive a full year without completely and utterly self-destructing.

Pence taking over abruptly means that he could easily serve more than eight years, possibly up to more than eleven. As he would inherit the term of another resigned or removed president, he is therefore eligible to run again in 2020 and 2024.

THAT is pants-shittingly scary.

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:05:42pm

“Any questions?”

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Belafon  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:07:31pm

re: #13 Myron Falwell (no relation)

He may not even survive a full year without completely and utterly self-destructing.

Pence taking over abruptly means that he could easily serve more than eight years, possibly up to more than eleven. As he would inherit the term of another resigned or removed president, he is therefore eligible to run again in 2020 and 2024.

THAT is pants-shittingly scary.

You cannot serve more than 10 years. The earliest Pence could take over and serve two terms would be if Trump died between now and the first day of office, or if Trump were removed Jan 21, 2019.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:07:52pm

I just have to ask, how long is “Mr. Methface” going to stay in the “Recent Pages” sidebar? Because I just can’t stand to look at that any more. It’s worse than the toenail fungus ads.

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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:09:45pm

Tweet caption:
WANTED: Male Hispanic 5’6”, 150lbs, 50-60y/o for burglary in Midtown Man. Took 5 gallon pail containing gold worth $1.6mil. Call #800577TIPS

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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:12:09pm

re: #15 Belafon

You cannot serve more than 10 years. The earliest Pence could take over and serve two terms would be if Trump died between now and the first day of office, or if Trump were removed Jan 21, 2019.

That is a relief (albeit with such a comically low bar set here).

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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:12:23pm

If you need a laugh (and there are several here), this is an excellent year-end list.

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Weaselone  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:14:58pm

re: #17 darthstar

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WANTED: Male Hispanic 5’6”, 150lbs, 50-60y/o for burglary in Midtown Man. Took 5 gallon pail containing gold worth $1.6mil. Call #800577TIPS

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I thought the purpose of hiring an armored truck with guards was to prevent something like this from happening. I’m not sure the biggest crook here is the guy who walks away with the bucket.

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jaunte  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:18:55pm

re: #16 The Vicious Babushka

I just have to ask, how long is “Mr. Methface” going to stay in the “Recent Pages” sidebar? Because I just can’t stand to look at that any more. It’s worse than the toenail fungus ads.

For a second there I thought you were talking about Bannon.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:20:28pm

re: #21 jaunte

For a second there I thought you were talking about Bannon.

The “Polk County Man” page. But a photo of Bannon on here would utterly suck rancid balls.

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jaunte  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:20:43pm

Bill Moyers scolds the ‘newspaper of record.’

“…When journalists sit down at a table with a man so fundamentally ignorant, self-seeking, unscrupulous and unreliable, a man who, when he doesn’t lie, characteristically emits bullshit — the now academically canonized term for propositions whose truth or falsity he doesn’t know or care to know — is it not evident that they must gird themselves at the first sign of flattery, to realize that his mission is to play them, to keep them off-balance?

Here were his first words to the Times group: “Well, I just appreciate the meeting and I have great respect for The New York Times. Tremendous respect. It’s very special. Always has been very special.” And then the lightning, bipolar pivot: “I think I’ve been treated very rough….”

“Failed” is one of Trump’s favorite adjectives for The Times. In his wholly amoral universe, “failed” is tantamount to “evil.”
billmoyers.com

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Belafon  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:20:54pm

re: #21 jaunte

For a second there I thought you were talking about Bannon.

Bannon is “pickled liver face”.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:21:12pm

re: #17 darthstar

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WANTED: Male Hispanic 5’6”, 150lbs, 50-60y/o for burglary in Midtown Man. Took 5 gallon pail containing gold worth $1.6mil. Call #800577TIPS

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The Loomis drivers have been canned I’m sure.

Who leaves the back door open?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:22:15pm
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bratwurst  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:23:11pm

Who is more in touch with the experiences of university students in 2016 than Adam Corolla and Dennis Prager?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:23:20pm

re: #16 The Vicious Babushka

I just have to ask, how long is “Mr. Methface” going to stay in the “Recent Pages” sidebar? Because I just can’t stand to look at that any more. It’s worse than the toenail fungus ads.

Until other people post enough pages to push it off the list. (Hint hint.)

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:24:06pm

re: #27 bratwurst

Who is more in touch with the experiences of university students in 2016 than Adam Corolla and Dennis Prager?

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Nothing beats a pair of douches.

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Belafon  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:24:24pm

The answer to the question of how news should treat Trump is this: He’s an adversary. The job of reporters is to make him uncomfortable and to keep the public informed of everything he does. Tell the truth. If he turns you away, find another way in.

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jaunte  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:24:30pm

re: #17 darthstar

Now with shaved head and living in the midwest.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:25:42pm
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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:29:14pm

re: #19 teleskiguy

If you need a laugh (and there are several here), this is an excellent year-end list.

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Necromancing the Stone with their album Jewel of the Vile sounded good…if you like death metal.
The Ellen Degenerates made me chuckle.
Big Tits with their SXSW bio of “Best band ever. I swear it on my life.” —David Bowie - made me laugh out loud.

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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:29:50pm

re: #31 jaunte

Now with shaved head and living in the midwest.

People busk in the midwest?

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jaunte  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:31:12pm

re: #34 darthstar

Cornbuskers.

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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:31:33pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

His wallpaper on Twitter is him looking beyond a woman looking at him like he is the worst piece of shit she could imagine getting stuck with at a given function.

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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:32:49pm

re: #35 jaunte

Cornbuskers.

Well played. Well played indeed.

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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:33:00pm

re: #35 jaunte

Cornbuskers.

And a great band name.

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Stanley Sea  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:33:06pm
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Myron Falwell (no relation)  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:34:10pm

re: #27 bratwurst

Who is more in touch with the experiences of university students in 2016 than Adam Corolla and Dennis Prager?

Adam Carolla is best known for co-hosting “The Man Show,” so why not?

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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:34:40pm

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darthstar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:38:11pm

I’m not proud that my swollen post-op scrotum looked like Donald Trump’s chin, or even that Donald Trump’s chin looks like my swollen post-op scrotum…but I said it and now it’s out there on the Internet forever.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:43:40pm

re: #41 teleskiguy

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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:44:40pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

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Stanley Sea  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:46:22pm
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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:47:10pm

tfw your tweet in a hashtag game becomes popular and your mentions won’t stop mentioning.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:47:10pm
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jaunte  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:48:36pm

re: #46 teleskiguy

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Belafon  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:50:06pm
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unproven innocence  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:50:19pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

IMO, his strategy is 1001 civil wars concurrently, but I may be underestimating. Just gutting the FCC could result in that many easily, I think.

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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:50:43pm

re: #48 jaunte

I was hesitant to post this one, it’s anti-semitic.

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Sherlock Hound  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:50:44pm

re: #48 jaunte

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jaunte  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:52:18pm
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EPR-radar  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:54:04pm

re: #50 unproven innocence

IMO, his strategy is 1001 civil wars concurrently, but I may be underestimating. Just gutting the FCC could result in that many easily, I think.

Health and Human Services under Trump will likely find a use for smallpox infected blankets.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 30, 2016 • 6:57:18pm

re: #40 Myron Falwell (no relation)

Adam Carolla is best known for co-hosting “The Man Show,” so why not?

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For a time, before other people started podcasting, he had the #1 podcast in the world. I listened to it a few times because I didn’t find a lot of alternatives. His schtick is “I was swinging a hammer because I didn’t have the resources to go to college, but I ended up doing better by using my wits and working hard; in fact, I worked my ass off for what I have, so fuck you losers who sit around whining.” I don’t disagree. I think he did work hard. I have great appreciation for the work of entertainers, intellectuals, wait staff, nurses, teachers, teamsters, etc., etc. He’s a fucking douche for thinking he deserves his wealth over the people who provide for him and the rest of us. And he’s a fucking douche for propagandizing anti-intellectual habits.

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Unshaken Defiance  Nov 30, 2016 • 7:19:28pm

re: #48 jaunte

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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 7:22:42pm

re: #56 Unshaken Defiance

I found some good PhotoShops.

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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 7:25:29pm
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teleskiguy  Nov 30, 2016 • 7:35:10pm

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