re: #245 darthstar

We’re about 15 minutes into opening arguments and you know Trump is wanting to ask his lawyers if it’s his turn to speak yet.

“So when do I get to tell my side of the story?”
“When we put you in the box up there, Donald.”
“But they’re saying a bunch of mean and untrue things about me! We have to stop them!”
“No, Donald. If we do that, we get in trouble, and then you go to jail.”
*defense lawyers silently contemplating whether this might, in fact, make their lives easier*