re: #51 No Malarkey!

Pretending I’m Donald Trump selecting a VP. It’s not enough for someone to be sycophantic; Pence did that. Trump’s VP has to be someone who will commit any crime for Trump without hesitation or conscience. So if I were Trump, I would give each candidate a puppy to hold during the interview, then at some point I would order them to murder the puppy with their bare hands. The candidate who could do that without hesitation would be my VP. [Embedded content]

I expect Trump to drag out the VP selection process as long as he possibly can, as not only does he not like sharing the spotlight, but he also absolutely loves the ego-stroking that all the hopefuls have been engaged in for months.